Onahole Review

My little trip with Japanese sex toys

ag-lotion

July 15, 2014
by AkaiHebi
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Ag+ Lotion

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You know, the best toy is worth nothing without a good lube. When it comes to water-based lubes, Japan made quite a few with great quantity/price performance at best quality. They’re unmatched. And, they aren’t shy for innovations, especially not A-One.

The Japanese industry just loves putting silver ions everywhere, I saw a bunch of cosmetics branding the silver ions for… God knows what. Yes, silver ions that’s Ag+, read Wikipedia:

The silver ion is bioactive and in sufficient concentration readily kills bacteria in vitro. Silver and silver nanoparticles are used as an antimicrobial in a variety of industrial, healthcare and domestic applications.

There’s even silver in food, E174, though it’s not approved by the FDA in the USA (but at the same time the FDA allows crazy shit on the market that wouldn’t even be considered in the EU). Remember kids: everything is poisonous, it’s just a matter of dose. While the silver may not harm you unless you have a fuckton in your blood, silver ions are deadly to little bastards called bacteria. Little living things. When the temperature is right and there’s a food source, they multiply themselves like they prepare for the Ragnarök inside your blood vessels. Fuckers are damn survivors too, some can even create a cloak around them to protect them from powerful UV rays, some bacteria where found living after several days in outer space !!

Bacteria is not our best friends because basically everything from you is food to them, including -huh-  sperm. And the warm sperm you leave at the bottom of your favorite onahole is yummy. So far so good, but some time later you ram your dick inside again, and the penis glans hasn’t any skin to protect it, and… well you get the picture. The Ag+ nano lotion helps keeping bacteria at bay while allowing you to glide inside your toy.

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Handy 300 mL bottle, sadly with screw-opening like Peace’s. Overall pretty similar to a PePe lotion.

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With about the same stickiness level than a standard PePe, but I’m not sure about all usages.. I mean..  It should be okay to use it inside a vagina or ass :) It’s almost odorless, I don’t think my nose is defective but it didn’t register anything unusual when I rubbed some lube on my hand. Mister dick also has a positive opinion about the lube, no itching, burning or unpleasant aftereffects.

Looking at Toydemon, I saw A-One released a menthol and a rose edition of Ag+, in case you wanna smell something from that lube. I need a menthol lube for summer.

A little note about bacteria: your skin is covered by bacteria, that’s perfectly normal. But don’t use too much of this lube or alcohol or aggressive soap or any other strong antibacterial on your skin, let me explain why:

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Normally most of the bacteria on your skin are “good” bacteria: it covers the surface and prevents bad bacteria to land and spread. But antibacterial stuff just kills everything, good and bad, leaving the skin free for bad bacteria to land and spread, waiting the next flesh wound to invade your blood and make you sick. That’s why you shouldn’t take showers too often, one per day is already too much ;) That’s also why I don’t recommend using this lotion multiple times a day. Sorry lads, one fap per day is enough :cool:

Ag+ Lotion
, by AkaiHebi
0.5 Feeling and pleasure
0.5 Materials and cleaning
0.5 Packaging and addons
0.8 Price
Overall score: 80 %
Bacterial-nuking lube whoooo !
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July 3, 2014
by AkaiHebi
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Internet decides: onahole poll #2 (closed)

Hey, everybody take a seat please :)

After the successful first poll for J-List, 2 months worth of commissions stacked up (because yes J-List sends out every 2 months). It’s up to you now to choose what products from my current shopping list will be bought with the commissions, and it’s quite something !

2014 May and June commissions: 92.84 USD

You can choose multiple products, add custom choices (listed in grey), the top ranked onaholes for a cart below 92.84 $ will be bought from J-List, the 1 or 2 next ranked onaholes being asked to NLS ;) Poll ends July 15th, don’t be late !

This poll is closed! Poll activity:
start_date 03/07/2014 09:34:23
end_date 15/07/2014 00:00:00
Poll Results:
May-June: 92.84 $ in commissions. Buy what ?

 

kumaburu

July 2, 2014
by AkaiHebi
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Kuma Buru

kumaburu

Cramps ? Your body is aching ? You’re exhausted after work ? MODE Design has created something for you ! Cute “shoulder massagers” !

No no really, see how much Tomoko loves getting her shoulder massaged:

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Pure bliss ! Get your very own Handy Massager now in any local supermarket !

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… oh, I fool nobody down in this shady place on the internet. Yes indeed, what is marketed as “shoulder massager” just happens to have another, more interesting function[⚠porn⚠].

Long story short: it vibrates pretty hard, and when applied to a girl’s pussy, it makes her cum in no time. This kind of device was therefore nicknamed “magic wand”. But please, look at the Handy Massager: it reminds me of a kitchen mixer. Kinda scary. And the cord makes it even less convenient. You find it on J-List, by the way. But today I’ll talk about MODE Design’s hit, with Kuma Buru !! I got the purple one, with the big ears.

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Look at that !!

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IT’S SO CUTE !!!

Small and handy, the vibrating head is nice to the touch, the vibration power is quite decent, and it’s so fucking cute ! Once the foreplay is done, you need the matching condoms !

Purple can be used while rubbing the ears against the labia, pink can tease the clitoris with it’s arm, and mint is just.. nothing special, just good everywhere. Your lover is a young girl, kinda scared for what happens next, maybe even virgin, but you are in control of the situation, and with Kuma Buru you’ll make her heart melt with repeated “kawaii~ !”, and once you apply it against her panties, you’ll hear her moan right away and see as her panties get wet of her love juice. Then pull the panties away, and make her experience unexpected new pleasures with the help of this cute magic wand. Thank you, Kuma Buru !

After use, it’s time to reload the battery and get it ready for the next session ! You don’t need batteries, you don’t need Japan-to-{your country} wall plug adapters, you just need the best standardized and universal plug in this world, the Universal Serial Bus: USB !

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(Apple keyboard not included)

About 90 minutes loading time, for 60 minutes of fun. Very good.

Now you ask me: can only girls enjoy Kuma Buru ? The answer is: no. The vibration works pretty well on the penis too, keeps it hard and gives a nice feeling, more intense than rubbing with your finger, see ? I think it’s even possible to cum only from that, but I didn’t check myself. The purple version is better here since you can put your penis between the ears.

Kuma Buru
, by AkaiHebi
0.5 Feeling and pleasure
0.8 Materials and cleaning
1 Packaging and addons
0.7 Price
Overall score: 75 %
Cutest. Vibrator. Ever.
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