Onahole Review

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2014 September 28
by AkaiHebi
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La Bocca Della Verità – The Mouth of Truth

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Ciao a tutti ! Mi presento: La Bocca Della Verità ! Se avete il coraggio, insere il pene in là. (I better stop trying Italian or else I’ll start a new World War in our neighborhood)  Introducing: La Bocca Della Verità, the Mouth of Truth, Magic Eye’s latest and awesome sexualization of ancient art ! Why don’t you take the test and stick your dick inside it’s mouth ? :twisted:

“The best for the end”, this is the remaining toy you voted for in July and it was such a good choice :) How did Magic Eyes came up with this idea ? They had a company-holiday trip in Italy, went to Rome, saw the Bocca Della Verità and had a sudden flash in their minds: ancient art you put a piece of your body inside ! That’s the amazing concept Magic Eyes needed for it’s first mouth-onahole !! And here’s the result :P

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I really like the personification of this creepy piece of rock..

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.. and it’s also worth noting that, for once, a western character gets a manga drawing without blonde hair and blue eyes “American style”. An accurate representation of an Italian young woman, with the face of purity and innocence.

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Even when she’s mad at me, she seems heavenly peaceful and relaxed. Enjoy your sandwich, Bocca-chan. Meanwhile, we’ll take a look at your TPE-plastic sex toy counterpart.

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The material is a soft TPE with a little smell, it’s pretty similar to Lolinco and Girl in the Box. So far nothing new, the basic shape is like Superb Fella 3. Durability-wise I’m a bit worried with how the… inner parts stick together in this dual-layer warhead. I gave myself 2 months of almost daily use for you, and only now it starts to show some little tearing at the joints between the lips (which I may be responsible of, spreading the mouth open hardcore-wise for more efficient cleaning). In short: she endures quite something. To find out why this toy is just amazing, open her lips and see what’s inside:

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Holy Molly ! The original stone version doesn’t have such teeth, it just crushes your hand between it’s lips if you’re not telling the truth ! But this onahole version features teeth made in hard plastic, and it’s going to bite off your dick if you’re a liar ! If you manage to pass this test, then you get to enjoy the soft tongue waiting just behind, who’s going to rub your frenulum while pushing your dick against the wavy roof. And the teeth ? They don’t go away, they keep gently scratching your shaft as you stroke in and out, which is simply mind-blowing. And as if this was not enough, more stuff waits in the throat !!

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I just can’t describe the satan mechanism deep there. It’s jaw-dropping. It’s insanely gorgeous. It’s a tight zone with a small vacuum chamber. Don’t even try to compare this deepthroat-stimulation to what Superb Fella 3 can do, because La Bocca Della Verità is in a totally further level. Or even a whole league higher. You want a blowjob/deepthroat onahole ? This. Is. It. Forget any previous work. Forget all western toys. FORGET IT ALL. You need something more realistic ? Then it would be a real fucking human.

I just can’t imagine how many blowjobs Magic Eyes’ staff did get to be able to experience how La Bocca Della Verità should feel. I bet they went this far to ensure La Bocca Della Verità is an unforgettable experience, AND THEY FUCKING SUCCEEDED. I’m not the only one saying this.

 Infernal Monkey: “Fuck. Me. Heavenly.”

Triple X Branded (pro review / youtuber): “This is one of the highest ranked toys I have ever reviewed.”

(everyone else on the internet):  Oh FUUUUCK

Them teeth. For me, they really enhance the experience. At first it’s very disturbing, maybe you want to push them away as you slide your glans deeper inside. Make sure to use enough lube, guys: I usually put a few drops right on the teeth, and then keep the toy upwards to let the lube flow inside. Don’t hesitate to add a drop of lube on your head, to allow it to slide more easily though the teeth-barrier. What happens next, is pure epic masturbation like you never had before.

La Bocca Della Verità - The Mouth of Truth
, by AkaiHebi
1 Feeling and pleasure
0.8 Materials and cleaning
1 Packaging and addons
1 Price
Overall score: 95 %
Decent durability, a good drawing, a very good price AND THE BEST BLOWJOB ONAHOLE IN THE WORLD AS OF TODAY
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bumpy sisters

2014 September 16
by AkaiHebi
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Bumpy Sisters

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It was about time I get something from A-One, but when I saw these I kinda wishlisted right away. Bumpy Sisters ! Oh, the one I got is the miko, on the left.

The younger sister (巫女妹 – Miko imōto) is a shinto shrine maiden with handheld clustered suzu bells, while the elder sister (シス姉 – Shisu ane) is a christian nun with garterbelt. God, what a family ! They have everything needed to seal away the evil inside you !

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Don’t ask why the standalone artwork only is censored. Beats me. Reimu Hakurei and Maria Takayama, that’s what A-One had in mind, didn’t they ? ;)  Our friend AnonymousD got himself the elder sister (nun), there are slight differences between the two but I think he has some words about his :)

Bumpy Sisters are non-penetrated TPE-molded onaholes with two little hills up there depicting small chests, also a little “bellybutton” and the basic shape of a pussy (a slit). The younger sister has slightly bigger boobs while the elder has a clit outside.

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It fits nicely in the hand and the material is stretchy, which is important since -you guess- the small length makes you poke at the bottom. So be gentle if you don’t want to break through :) It keeps some unpleasant plastic odor even after wash, knowing A-One I can tell there has been some improvement in materials, it’s very much like Super Fella 3’s. Quality is therefor a bit lower “Magic Eyes grade”. But for that price, it’s pretty honest.

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As you can see, there’s some space between the entrance and the channel. Make sure there’s no water left in there, and let it dry in a Toy Bag [warning: this link is not for the weak of heart]. The cleaning is easy, stretch it open and let water flush the nasty stuff out, you can also turn inside out :)

The structures are different so if you happen to buy both, you’ll have various sensations ! Younger sister is more smooth, while elder sister has more pronounced ribs making the toy more intense. There is a bit of vacuum, feels really nice. The entrance is a bit annoying, so I recommend putting some lube around the slit for easier penetration.

The younger sister gives very soft and smooth feeling, pretty much like C-moon, but with some more tightness. You see there are 3 “chambers” and gliding through each of them is heartmelting. I love to fantasize it’s actually her soft mouth wrapping around my dick, slowly “sucking the evil out from there” :mrgreen: That’s why I usually use it for the “first shot”: the softness is just headspinning as I keep myself at the verge of orgasm for a few minutes, until I can’t take it anymore and just fill it with demon juice deep inside. After that, I grab a more intense and tight onahole and keep up the play for the second -and stronger- shot, usually 30 minutes after. Thank you, Miko imōto !

Bumpy Sisters
, by AkaiHebi
0.7 Feeling and pleasure
0.6 Materials and cleaning
0.9 Packaging and addons
1 Price
Overall score: 80 %
Cute sisters with soft pussies, good to get the party started !
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2014 September 5
by AkaiHebi
4 Comments

Internet decides: onahole poll #3

Hello and welcome to the third poll !

Internet boys and girls, I have a problem. I can’t keep up to the pace :) With the previous poll I already got quite some stuff (still have Bumpy Sisters and La Bocca Della Verita waiting). And my wishlist on J-List is pretty empty (Tied Up Girl being not restocked meanwhile). So I had to find what may be worth…

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This poll is closed! Poll activity:
start_date 05/09/2014 00:01:39
end_date 10/09/2014 00:00:00
Poll Results:
Order the items above ?

Now for the big part :) I think I’ll just do that kind of poll later on, up to me to find where to get stuff. The choices with links are the things I wishlisted, custom choices are in grey ! P-Please be gentle ^^

This poll is closed! Poll activity:
start_date 05/09/2014 10:41:58
end_date 15/09/2014 00:00:00
Poll Results:
Buy what ?

Summary

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