Onahole Review

Our little trip with Japanese sex toys

caution rotation hole

2015 March 28
by AkaiHebi
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Caution! Rotation Hole

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Oh dear, what does this busty lady in light night gown want to tell me with arms crossed ? This mystery is created by ToysHeart and comes from NLS.

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I’m slightly confused: depending on vendor, it’s a warning about a rotating onahole, it’s a warning to not rotate it or an injunction to rotate the hole. What does Google Translate say ? “Rotation note”. You’re unhelpful, Google.

Whatever the lady warned you to not do, stepping out in the middle of the night with such a light clothing, it didn’t prove very efficient… look how she wants to kick the shit out of you now:

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“You rotated anyway, baka !” or “you’re rotating it wrong, baka !”..  or “you’re supposed to rotate, not shake !”

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Phtalate-free, odorless, see-trough and made with love in motherland Japan, comes with a lube bag (Vanessa & Co, the thing ToysHeart puts inside when it’s not the Moist bottle)

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The Caution Rotation Hole can be accurately summarized as a blending of Kozaru and A10 Cyclone. It’s a small onahole, fitting nicely in your jeans’ pockets, that you rotate around your stuff. It contains lots and lots of pyramids, it says 99 pyramids on the box but I didn’t had the patience to check if the count is correct (I guess it is). When you rotate the onahole, these little pyramids gently rub your shaft and glans. It works fairly nice if your hentai is about having a tongue roll around your penis or if you fantasize about it. Lifelike it’s not, it should be more intense than a tongue. But stick to the rules please:

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You should NOT rotate counter-clockwise ! Neither clockwise. Use both your hands to alternate the rotation:

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I mean.. humans are able to do such thing since always, but for a slightly different purpose:

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You’ll master the skill pretty fast, don’t worry :)  But what I found kinda annoying, is that… it’s a bit small, you see ? There’s the Kozaru-part of it: it’s stretching so much it slowly slides away. Every 5 seconds, I found myself pushing it back around my junk. Oh it’s nice enough to have it rub all around your glans, but it’s nicer if a few 20 pyramids could stimulate the shaft too. To do this, a little vacuum chamber would have been great. Or shaping it more like Ona Pit. For me, it was easier to place my hand on the top and rotate my wrist (also this made me able to rub my shaft or tickle my balls with the other hand, it was simply better experience).

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The other weakness I identified: the entrance. It’s not a hell like Kozaru, but I had some trouble feeding it some lube when the lube bottle has a large opening. Have to stretch the entrance open to let the lube drop inside. And also to get started, it’s a good idea to rub some lube on your glans for easier entry. Squeezing and pushing until you see your penis swallowed by the pyramid-vortex.

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And because I’m a heretic, I tried some traditional slide-in-slide-out: it works too ! 8-)

Keep going, and you’ll eventually shoot your load inside. It’s always nice to see your sexual body fluids sprint out from your penis just to bump at the bottom of the onahole, collecting in a white blob you flush away by turning the onahole inside out. No worries about damaging the material: it can well endure being stretched to 5 times it’s normal length (from my hand to my elbow). Solid military-grade TPE.

Chitsu Pita Lolinco

2015 March 24
by AnonymousD
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Chitsu Pita Lolinco

The depicted characters are fictional, non-human and ageless illustrations of aesthetic arts. In no way they imply, suggest or promote sexual abuse of real human beings or animals. This review is about a plastic rubber toy regardless of fantasy illustrations, without warranty or liability. It's the buyer's sole responsibility *to or not to* import the packaging according to local law about such fictional contents. Thanks for your understanding !

Chitsu Pita Lolinco

Hellow fellow fappers, I’m AnonymousD, presenting you Chitsu Pita Lolinco, an onahole made by RIDE JAPAN. NLS  sent it to me for a review, and here it is! ~

A cute loli onahole, with an average-looking loli on the box art who can’t hold her sexual urges just by seeing you. The box art is decent, and the size too, it’s not oversized like for other onaholes like My big brother is a pervert.

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It’s not very protected like with a plastic case, but I think the box itself is good enough. Inside we can find the onahole in the typical plastic bag and a sample of lube. With the cheap price for this onahole, I didn’t expect a bottle, so it’s fair what they offer.

The design is interesting.

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The labia looks nice, well shaped specially for holding lube to lube your glans, although it looks a bit mature for a loli onahole… it does not look loli at all. The other part is a bubble-like texture, is not a body or something good looking, but it’s very nice to the touch.

The onahole is durable too, I haven’t seen any damage so far and probably won’t have some, since the inner walls are thick enough to not break.

Here are the insides:

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There are 2 ways to fap with this: just using the entrance to please your glans, which is a good feeling, or going all the way in, where the feeling is decent, but there is one problem, the onahole sort of feels… dry. Even if you pour a lot of lube, it feels dry and ruins a bit the stimulation, and that’s bad because the onahole kinda sucks on your penis. But the feeling is ok, I mostly use just the first part of the onahole and I don’t go deep.

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Now, this would be a pretty decent onahole for its price, except for one thing: the hole at the back. It sucks for both using and cleaning. While fapping, I was testing if my ejaculation would spill out if I did not tap the hole, and yes, it did, it shoot through the onahole landing on me… so, you have to take care of that. Another thing, when cleaning, normally when I finish using an onahole I leave it in a plastic tray to clean it later, and when I picked it up, I forgot about the hole and the fluids spilled on my bed, ughh… But, there is one fix. If you have a soldering iron, and an old broken onahole, you can cut a piece of its flesh, and melt around the hole, then put the piece of the other onahole on top, and you will close the hole. It worked great for me, and I recommend doing it. Thanks for reading and hope you enjoyed my review, hope to see you again for more!

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17evosoft

2015 March 11
by AnonymousD
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Seventeen Evo Soft

Hellow fellow fappers, I’m AnonymousD, presenting you Seventeen Evo Soft, an onahole made by Toy’s Heart. This was sent to me by NLS, so let’s review it!

This onahole is the softer version of Seventeen Evolution judging by the name, I haven’t tested the original, but I guess it felt good, that is what AkaiHebi told us in his review.

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Here is the box art. A cute seventeen years old schoolgirl is presented on the front cover, ready to have endless sex with you. She appears on the front and on the back, and you can also see the inner structure, I liked the box. Opening it up, here is the onahole:

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Simple presentation, she is in the typical plastic holder, which is nice to keep it away from getting crushed during transportation, and printing marks on it’s surface, also comes with a small bottle of lube. I haven’t tested it, but I guess it will be fine, I’d have preferred a bigger bottle, considering the price of the onahole. The first thing I noticed was this:

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Those ugly lines both on top and the bottom of the onahole… they just makes it look cheap, but I got used to them.

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The vulva looks nice, also it hold very well the lube to lube the glans of your penis, which I consider an important aspect, I always hate it when onaholes like Bumpy Sisters make it a pain to lube well for the first insertion, making a mess with lube in the whole front of the onahole’s surface.

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And look at that size! It’s very big! A little too big for me, but I’d say is a pretty good size, enough to ejaculate freely inside :D. The skin feels nice to the touch too I’d add.

Now, let’s talk about the feeling. With that nice box art, curious inner structure and that cute pink color, I thought it would be amazing… but I was disappointed. Here is the inner structure:

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The name of the onahole suits it, “soft”, but I’d rather say “super soft”. My penis is a little bit sensitive, I find it very hard to masturbate with onaholes like Lolinco, it is just too hard for me and sometimes it kills my erection. This is so soft, the first times I tested it I had trouble keeping my erection. I’ve tested it for a while, and my latest test actually felt good, maybe I was weird or something those first days, but the stimulation is very low.

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The best part is the one at the beginning, those bumps feel nice, and the rest is just ok, although it’s not intense at all. It does feel sort of nice, the super soft walls slide nicely around your penis.

Considering the price, and if I knew how it feels, I wouldn’t buy this onahole, but hey, maybe is just not for me. I have used onaholes for around 2 years now and became less sensitive, which probably means I need harder onaholes for better stimulation (yes, I know I said I’m still sensitive now, but comparing to back then, my penis changed a lot using onaholes.). Also, it’s a bit too big for me, so I guess if you have a big penis, sensitive with the touch, it’s your first time buying an onahole, and you don’t mind spending a few bucks more than average priced onaholes, this could be the onahole for you, but from my point of view, it’s not worth it.