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Greetings, adventurers of the internets! Deep in the blossoming cherry tree forest you went, and after countless hours of walking you finally found her: in a clearing with a mushroom bed, just as the rumours said, the goddess of sexual prowess is there waiting for you. Ara ara, here comes another one~ You already know…
Hello fellow fappers, Iβm AnonymousD, presenting you a new onahole review, Puni Ana DX Kiwami! Made by EXE! More Puni Ana toys, and this time a big hip! Well, like pretty much everytime, most of Puni Ana toys are big. This one is quite beautiful, so let’s take a look. Packaging Here’s the box. As…
Are you prone to wet dreams lately? Yes? Well, we may have found the culprit! Freshly arrived from the demon world, talented yet still clumsy with her powers: Tamatoys takes us on a bedtime journey with the Apprentice Succubus on her first tour in the human world! Don’t let your guard down, as this fiercely…
Hello fellow fappers, Iβm AnonymousD, presenting you a new onahole review, Virtual Sex Series M Hips Onahole! Made by ToysHeart! So, that name sounds… uhh… I don’t know, virtual sex? The marketing doesn’t look too virtual to me, but maybe I have in mind virtual anime girls playing Minecraft π Now, I don’t know what’s…
Great news for European onahole collectors: OtonaJP EU got rebranded and is now named Naughty Nippon! Aside a redesign of the store front, there are a couple other significant changes: while previous accounts remain the same and are imported, new accounts created on Naughty Nippon won’t work on OtonaJP (you’ll have to use separate accounts…
Hello fellows fappers, Iβm AnonymousD, presenting you a new lubricant review, Tomax INSOMNIA Lubricant 360ml! Made by Tomax! Insomnia… Insomnia-… and that logo… am I the only one who thought of a certain company who made a series of videogames of a certain purple dragon? πHaha, anyway, let’s see what this lube has to offer….
Finally: a RIDE-Japan toy again! Please gather around, and lemme show you Flicker’s Choice, an onahole with interesting design choices π Packaging RIDE Japan has a little tendency to overload their box illustrations, and Flicker’s Choice follows that pattern: behind all the text, you’ll find a young busty woman wearing a pink kimono, and being…
Hello fellow fappers, I’m AnonymousD, presenting you a new onahole review, Niku-Man 2200! Made by G-PROJECT! Meat! This is what we are here for, some nice meat to rub on our meat, and this onahole has a lot of it. Let’s check it out! Packaging Here is the packaging. Damn boya, what a meaty artwork….
I gotta admit, this was leap of faith. Or recklessness. When browsing Amazon Japan’s onahole category, I noticed the top selling product was (and still is, at time of writing) neither a Tenga cup, nor a Toysheart onahole. It’s a product named “ζ₯΅δΈηι°ε” (which Google translates into “best raw labia”, I freely used the romaji…
Hello fellow fappers, I’m AnonymousD, pres- alright, fuck this, let’s just go straight into what we all are eager to see. That massive ass getting slapped!!! Damn that was satisfying, hahaha. Alright, now let’s do this properly. Hello fellow fappers, I’m AnonymousD, presenting you a new onahole review, “Chubby Narumi’s Outrageous Ass – MEGAHIP”! Made…