Tomax INSOMNIA Lubricant 360ml

Hello fellows fappers, I’m AnonymousD, presenting you a new lubricant review, Tomax INSOMNIA Lubricant 360ml! Made by Tomax! Insomnia… Insomnia-… and that logo… am I the only one who thought of a certain company who made a series of videogames of a certain purple dragon? πŸ˜€Haha, anyway, let’s see what this lube has to offer….


Flicker’s Choice

Finally: a RIDE-Japan toy again! Please gather around, and lemme show you Flicker’s Choice, an onahole with interesting design choices πŸ˜‰ Packaging RIDE Japan has a little tendency to overload their box illustrations, and Flicker’s Choice follows that pattern: behind all the text, you’ll find a young busty woman wearing a pink kimono, and being…


Niku-Man 2200

Hello fellow fappers, I’m AnonymousD, presenting you a new onahole review, Niku-Man 2200! Made by G-PROJECT! Meat! This is what we are here for, some nice meat to rub on our meat, and this onahole has a lot of it. Let’s check it out! Packaging Here is the packaging. Damn boya, what a meaty artwork….


Gokujō Nama in Kuchibiru

I gotta admit, this was leap of faith. Or recklessness. When browsing Amazon Japan’s onahole category, I noticed the top selling product was (and still is, at time of writing) neither a Tenga cup, nor a Toysheart onahole. It’s a product named “ζ₯΅δΈŠη”Ÿι™°ε”‡” (which Google translates into “best raw labia”, I freely used the romaji…


Chubby Narumi’s Outrageous Ass – MEGAHIP

Hello fellow fappers, I’m AnonymousD, pres- alright, fuck this, let’s just go straight into what we all are eager to see. That massive ass getting slapped!!! Damn that was satisfying, hahaha. Alright, now let’s do this properly. Hello fellow fappers, I’m AnonymousD, presenting you a new onahole review, “Chubby Narumi’s Outrageous Ass – MEGAHIP”! Made…


Big Lolinco Virgo

Hello fellow fappers, I’m AnonymousD, presenting you a new onahole review, Big Lolinco Virgo! Made by MAGIC EYES! Hoo boy! The Sujiman / Lolinco series is a popular one. I have tried one in the past, I think it was this one, but I haven’t reviewed it. I didn’t like it much, it was a…


G-19 Secret Uterus

Warmest greetings, fabulous people! Today I’m gonna tell you about the G-19 Secret Uterus, an onahole made by Toysheart! Toysheart is not unfamiliar with cervix-penetration toys, in fact pretty much all their toys exhibit an uterus-like vacuum chamber to give an extra noticeable suction effect during use! With G-19 Secret Uterus, they simply walk us…


KYO Microfiber Drying Sticks 8x

Hello fellow fappers, I’m AnonymousD, presenting you a new onahole accessory review, KYO Microfiber Drying Sticks 8x! Made by KYO! Well, another thing to stick up your onahole. Let’s check it out. Packaging Here they are. Contents Contents: a bunch of sticks. Product Well, it’s basically what you see; a stick with a microfiber cloth…


Onahole Quick Drying Stick – KYO

Hello fellow fappers! I’m AnonymousD, presenting you a new onahole accessory review, Onahole Quick Drying Stick – KYO! Made by KYO! The name is kind of long, so I’ll stick to call it “the kyo stick”. I don’t know if the brand is called KYO, TYO, both, they’re different… but I guess for now we…


Puni Virgin Ride

Hello everyone, I hope you’re okay and healthy! Today let’s get a look at Puni Virgin Ride, a toy made in collaboration between G-Project and Ride Japan! Packaging As always, let’s begin with the box illustration: for this toy, G-Project and Ride Japan selected this busty schoolgirl, drawn by mibunatuki. Sailor uniform atop a swimsuit,…