Konnichiwa, kouhais! Otaku Apologist is my name, social media my game. My liberal therapist told me I have a chronic case of internalized homophobia. His suggestion for a cure was suicide, but I figured I´d try something else!
Behold! The cure to homophobia; the hermaphrodite onahole! Futanari Musume Double Hole!
PACKAGING
This girl ain´t some innocent virgin. Her blue summer dress cannot contain her girly curves and throbbing fat cock. The most popular girl in her class, her long pole and moist lips have seen plenty of touch and feel.
This girl arrives to the party carrying the standard little pack of lube, good for two shoots of home porn.
PRODUCT
The material is pleasantly soft and stretchy; it feels like the same cookie-cutter silicon as Nekomimi Maonyan and Ubu Virgin. It´s realistic enough to trick your brain into thinking it´s actual flesh. The biggest difference to standard masturbation toys of this type is the addition of the meat stick and stones.
The pictures in the pack lead you to believe she´s a dual hole cum dumpster. However, from what I tested, the urethra is not big enough for penetration. Sadly, my fat dick lacks the spear-like sharpness required for urethra intercourse. Sad face. :-/
FEELING
This mature cum pocket has no trouble accepting the full brunt of a cock assaulting her vaginal canal. Her entrance is easy to pierce, and as she takes you, squeezes you, there´s no denying her experience. This is no virginal pussy, like Ubu Virgin – this is a woman’s pussy. Her plushy corridor gives but token resistance as she seals you in stroke after stroke. As you sex her up, her little dick flops up and down on your belly. You can play with it, just like her plentiful breasts.
My six rides with her were near identical in terms of duration and… well, hunger for cum. I expected nothing less from a perpetually horny futanari.
CLEANING
A girl like her, with an active cock and a pussy, is simply destined to develop a fetish for hot spunk. She doesn´t like to get clean, she feels entitled to the sperm. Her advantage is that she´s a little looser than a virgin mimic, allowing for smooth finger-fucking. Pour water in her, then use a glove to scoop out the moist.
Futa Onahole
- Feeling and pleasure - 9/109/10
- Materials and cleaning - 8/108/10
- Packaging and addons - 8/108/10
- Price - 8/108/10
Summary
Although the shape of my dick prevented me from using this slut as a dual-hole seed vessel, her lady bits were more than satisfactory. The mere sight of her penis twerking felt like it added a spoonful to my shots.
Hey,I don’t know if OP or any other person checks this website anymore but I wanted to ask a question;are there any futanari onaholes/sex dolls with an actual penetratable urethra? I’ve seen only a few futanari products in general and none of them have a large enough meat stick,I’m into extreme stuff so it would be great if a product like that existed.
Man, I had a look for something like this about a year ago and the markets pretty slim. The two possibilities I could find were;
Kinoko Musume Cock Onahole – Ok, so the original design is inspired from ‘otoko no ko’ but it’s a urethra penetration onahole so should fit the bill. But by the Daemon Lord, that’s one hell of a bellend!
Otoko no Ko Anal Penetration Penis Combo Masturbator Second Shot – Quite a long title, but the ‘second shot’ is the important bit. This is the new version of an older onahole, but this version features a tunnel all the way through; from arse to cock. The catch? It’s not designed as a urethra penetration onahole and the urethre entrance is meant for a bullet vibrator so your milage may vary.
Happy hunting!
Does your cum seep through the uthera thus making the illusion that she came too when u came?
اريدمن هذا
I suggested this to Infernal Monkey: Put any sort of “cum lube” in her dick while you are inside her, for a precum or a cumming effect as you plow her (also extra lubrication since both holes are connected)
For anyone who likes futanari and shemale porn, you’re not gay. You’re most likelys straight. futa is purely a straight male fetish. Gay men have zero interest in chicks with dicks. They like men. Same with “traps”. Here’s a scientist explaining it (yes, seriously): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-A8GvUehq4
A lot of idiots that run porn sites categorize shemale porn as gay porn. Gay guys get upset at this the most because they aren’t attracted to women whether they have dicks or not. So futa has nothing to do with homosexuality. These are all just made up human concepts anyway so it doesn’t really matter, but I just wanted to post this because there are so many people out there beating themselves up over their sexuality and wondering if they’re gay or bi. Nope, you’re straight. If a masculine looking guy makes you horny and you want to bang him (or vis versa) you’re gay. If a girl with a big penis makes you horny, you’re still straight because the penis is just a sexual cue for straight males.
As the video states women are weird as shit, so their sexuality is impossible to research especially since most porn is geared towards men since we’re visual creatures and women are not.
Take it from a professional porn blogger: Nobody is purely straight. You can acquire new fetishes, including towards your own sex. Most people are secretly bisexual. It took me until like my 24th birthday to realize I´m madly attracted to futa. Another year onwards, my cock starts throbbing for femboys.
These labels people want to put on sexuality are imaginary and false. People like sex, they have a drive for sex. What contributes to your tastes is psychological, emotional, biological. Your beliefs play a part too.
People can be sexually and emotionally attracted to inanimate objects. Think dakimakura, people have married their pillow girls. Akai-hebi has a fetish for onaholes that goes beyond reason, hence why this blog of his exists.
Then there´s bestiality which is, if you read statistics on it, disturbingly common. The biological instinct to procreate does not contribute there. Whether something makes a person straight or gay is meaningless.
Thanks for your comment, FutaApologist. It contributed to a discussion.
Vagina wasn’t very stimulating,(probably because the tunnel leaned to the right) but I found a hole within the hole that went out the penis. In other words my dick came out of her dick…
did anyone actually used the dick for self anal? asking on behalf of a fren of course…
ok friend, i will try it myself on behalf of your friend, friend
The dick is not solid enough for it, I don´t think. It´s not a dildo, it´s hollow in the urethra.
Now that you mention though, I can test some techniques. Maybe if I stick my finger in it and dig in?
it sure looks solid but u’re the one with the dick toy so im not gonna question it. hoping to see some toys similar but with a functional dick for anal.
For my friend of course….yea…
After a week of using this cum dumpster “I came” to the conclusion that this is probably the most fun onahole I have in my humble collection so far. Second best being La Bocca Della Verità.
– It’s not too tight and has enough room to fill it up without blocking your junk (happens alot with other typical onaholes and it just ruins the fun, sometimes even feels uncomfortable when you need to release massive ammount of goodness and can’t. Jap cocks must be noodle sized or something)
– Has probably the best milk jugs of any other similar sized onaholes on the market.
– Has a bouncy and soft shota like dick which you can’t penetrate (don’t even try) but is so cute that will make you wet just by playing with it. (I know you like dicks faggots stop lying to yourself)
– The entrance hole is well designed and has thick walls which means it won’t rip after repeated use (my bocca verita aswell as lolinco started to tear just after 3-5 sessions.)
All in all you get a full package for a very good price (paid about 35€+ shipping on otonaJP) arrived in 10 days and had a massive use already.
I do admit that if you seek crazy stimulation there are superior onaholes out there but where this onahole lacks it compensates with a dong.
I do wish that in near future we will get more futa themed onaholes minus gimmicks and instead maybe more attention to detail like with magic eyes products.
Yep. The twerking dick is the best. ;P
~OA
I just got it a week ago. Its wasnt too bad, fun to play with, but there was no way in hell I could penetrate the urethra. In fact I could barely fit my small fingers in, which I used to stretch it around my own meatstick(not easy to do with the lube). It was so tight that I couldn’t feel a thing…it then flew off my junk
The pussy part felt pretty good, a little tight, but just the right amount of tightness
9/10 for pleasure, huh?
I’ve read rather negative reviews about it elsewhere.
It’s not your D’s fault or anyone else’s for that matter, her short urethra is simply not meant for interaction, even if this was supposed to be its main selling point.
Onahodouga managed to pierce it with a dildo, but only after many tries so I guess most of us would go flaccid by then.
Even though it went in, the result was horrifying as it immediately poked through her vagina sideways.
I presume her pussy entrance was damaged thanks to that so I would not recommend anyone trying to penetrate her futa stick.
I don’t think it’s worth its price but hopefully there will be other futanari onaholes in the future, since afaik this is the first one.
Just make her cock bigger and the urethra tunnel longer and wider.
Hey, Supeedowagon
Reviews of onaholes are always highly dependent on cock size and shape. Here´s my context:
I am uncircumsized. My foreskin is a fucking sock.
My dick is average length (I haven´t measured it, but it´s not big)
My girth is my thumb + 50%.
I have a big fetish for futas.
I wanna plow my onahole to the bottom easily.
I want to jerk fast.
If you read my Nekomimi Maonyan review, I had huge trouble enjoying her. She was too prune and I hated the too-tight mid-section. I didn´t get to do the motions I wanted. That toy wasn´t for me.
Futanari Musume fit me like a glove. For my snowflake penis, her tightness and depth were just right. My cumshots will testify.
Sincerely,
-Otaku Apologist
Your review was amazing and a pleasure to read. It actually turned me on the way you described things. lol
Glad you liked! I´m a professional writer, so that helps when writing about pervy toys. 😀
-OA