Oh man. RENDS. It’s made by RENDS. If you ever cross someone saying that “Japan isn’t the most advanced country in this world”, you’ll have to inflict them a slap across the face, or worse. Look at what they did to
polish your dolphin increase masturbation pleasure.
The guys at RENDS, they try. They experiment. They’re innovators. They made A10 Cyclone, and collected feedback. Then they returned to their sketchbooks, and created the next thing. When the VORZE A10 Cyclone SA was released and sold on NLS, I suddenly felt goosebumps down my spine. It’s that kind of devices that make you taking a step back, looking from where the onahole industry comes from, and where it seems to go. Congrats, this is a milestone along a one-way road.
How did I got involved ? Well, on a totally unrelated subject, NLS proposed it to me, taking care of the shipping and all… and there it was !
The first problem appeared right away: how do I store that big piece ? By stuffing my “under review” stuff in the secondary drawer, I somehow managed to store it safely in the primary drawer. Couldn’t unbox right away.
When the time was right, I finally found myself holding something big and exciting in my hand:
First things first: checking if it’s a genuine. A hologram sticker saying “RENDS” tells you so, exactly like the Windows license on the side/under your PC, but without product activation. Also: short notice in Japanese and English.
- use enough lubricant when you play
- use VORZE smooth lubricant A10 Cyclone SA
- official masturbator
- be aware of pressure of your play file
- do not use more than 20minutes continuously
- use with stable position by holding right
I think it’s trustworthy Engrish advice. I’ll emphasis about it later. The A10 Cyclone SA is made in plastic, but luckily for your crotch, the contact zone is a softer pad, so you don’t carve a blood circle around your dick.
And so it came with this “Master hole”, you need to choose one and there are different types for different stimulations (Master, Vortex, Infinity, W-Flap, Spiral, Crystal). Well of course you can just use these holes as standalone onaholes, without the electrodaemon that spins it. These holes are okay-ish TPE cocksleeves, they do have a significant smell, they’re kinda NPG-grade. As you can see, they have… wings ? on two “wings”, there are holes where you attach it to the rotation chamber. So if you ask if you can use any onahole with the A10 Cyclone SA, the answer is no. You have to choose one of those special sleeves.
The bundle includes a DVD, smooth lube, the plug, the USB adapter and a notice in Japanese that could be important but that I can’t read so this is a bit troublesome but oh well let’s try and hope it all goes well and after a few tried I honestly confirm that my dick hasn’t turned blue nor was pulled out and twisted around, so blablabla.
As I’m fingering just above, the power cord is for Japanese outlets. Works with US-outlets too, voltage range is 100-240V with 50-60Hz frequency. If you don’t live in Japan or the US, you will need an adapter. Just a plain dumb plug adapter, that’s a $5 investment.
Plug the other shit in, and the battery starts loading. Because yes, the A10 Cyclone SA has a rechargeable battery, exactly like your smartphone. The green light says “I’m connected to your stuff and grabbing power for our next play, sir”. While of course you can start playing right away, while loading.
Inside the DVD, you find 4 files:
A notice in PDF, the player installer, a porn sample and it’s patterns file sample. So you get started nicely. The player is compatible with Windows systems up to the version 10 “tech preview”, but since the driver isn’t included to the kernel, you will have trouble using it with MacOS emulator or Linux Wine. It shouted something weird to me:
EDIT: Techperv is developing a program for Linux, check it out ! 🙂
Smartphones nowadays have Bluetooth connectivity, but no plans for iOS/Android apps. Yet ? So I just went with Windows 10 tech preview, not caring about the included spyware since I installed it on an old PC just for the A10 Cyclone SA, maybe by my fault Microsoft will include the drivers for electric masturbators like A10 Cyclone SA or Custom Maid 3D into the Family edition. Right, ma’am ?
The included JAV porn movie is in HD, and… you want tags, right ? → PoV, asian, bigtits, censored, handjob, blowjob, deepthroat, cowgirl, inverted_cowgirl. Nothing too wild in the pornsphere, 37 minutes of fun 🙂 But just so you know: the VORZE itself has 7 rotation patterns you can select with the buttons on the top (each pattern it’s own color), you don’t have to use a CSV with matching porn.
Now that everything’s set up and ready, let’s put some lube, connect the USB adapter, a second later the VORZE is connected with the blue color (it’s Bluetooth technology), you launch the player, load video and control files, and click “play”. Problem: you slide your dick inside once it’s hard, and Mrs Pornstar already started rubbing my pants, making the Cyclone slowly turn clockwise, then counter-clockwise.. I manage to push my half-boner inside, and yeah it’s a nice tickling sensation. Things get a bit faster once Mrs Pornstar pulls down my underwear, then she gets her head above, and lets some of her spit fall on my penis. The Cyclone does a quick “clockwise-counterclockwise” to imitate a twitching. Good, really nicely done !
In fact, all the program is based on “build-up” rotating, and fast, surprising rotation changes. It doesn’t get too boring. It’s supposed to be precise on 1/10 seconds, yet I sometimes noticed a small delay between what’s happening on screen, the timecode in the CSV, and the actual action of the Cyclone. In rare occasions, the Bluetooth connection is lost, and it takes a second to reconnect during which the VORZE stops working. I don’t know if it’s the VORZE’s fault, or just Windows fucking around it’s USB ports.
You remember A10 Cyclone ? Maybe saw A10 Piston ? They’re LOUD like child toycars and laserpistols 😀 There’s just no way I was able to use the A10 Cyclone if not home alone. But: this VORZE A10 Cyclone SA is much much much less noisy. I mean: the sound it makes at max speed and the intensity can be easily mistaken with the whirring sound of a PC cooling ventilator. Just put some calm nature background music, and you’re safe. Total approval.
About the lube: not all kinds of lube should be used with it, RENDS has developed many different lubes lately, among them is the smooth lube, that isn’t very sticky and makes as good as no foam at all. With other lubes (even the depicted Peace’s), after your playing, it may look like you just made whipped cream of lube and semen. Not great. So: smooth lube with the Cyclone. Water-based, always. It’s really good for that job 🙂
The maintenance. With the first A10, it was a pain. With this one, all it takes it to take off the magnetic cap, pull out the rotation chamber, unclip it, take out the sleeve, and wash the sleeve with clear water. Easy. Fast. Efficient. Lemme kiss the engineers.
About the price: wow. That hurts quite badly. You wanna know what costs the most ? Usually it’s the battery. The VORZE is a funny toy for rich boys, or a huge investment for poorer boys. Aside the price, what you really have to look after is the shipping, and very likely custom taxes if not bought locally. Sure it’s an unique product allowing awesome experiences with your porn videos, but really make it worth. Like, Christmas gift to yourself. Another solution: buy one together with friends, each one of you buying it’s own sleeve. Each one keeps his own sleeve (hygiene, STDs,..), and you share the rest.
Sharing, oh I wanna have some words about that 🙂 Because I asked them if they have (or plan) a website where visitors can share their CSVs, so everyone can download the CSV matching to a porn movie. The answer is no. If you wanna have a CSV for your porn, you have to randomly search it on the internet in the hope someone uploaded it somewhere, or do your own. That’s a bit sad. Could it at least be shared with a specific hashtag on Twitter ?
Doing a CSV is easy with Excel, LibreOffice Calc, Google Docs or even a plaintext editor. But it takes long. If you really wanna do something fun, it’s a long work. That’s why not having a central database to share custom CSVs is sad, the few who do CSVs end up not being able to share with everyone, when people could have been reworking it, improving it, commenting it.
EDIT: there’s now a forum on RealTouchScripts !!!
♫ Bass-Cadet – Vasemman Aivopuoliskon Halvaus
You know Fap Hero, right ? Made a CSV for it 🙂 You can download it with the link just below the stream. Comments are welcome, and improvements too ! Huhu~
All in all, the VORZE A10 Cyclone SA is a big step forward on the path to illusion-sex brain implants. The little downsides are: no sharing platform for CSVs, no support for non-Windows systems (think smartphones/tablets !), the smell of the sleeves, the full notice all in Japanese (thanks to the pics !), and the price. Definitively gonna take good care of it 😉