I really don’t know how to introduce this post. Let’s try like this:
You surely know that it exists: air pillows, air dolls, onaholes. Happens that in Japan they take a product that could be a genuine beach air mattress, put some illustrations on it, and sell it. Oh they form it in a certain way, and let it be called “hug pillow”. Being very skeptical about it’s “spice-up” effect, I just wanted to buy one, cheap, to try out. One of the cheapest with printing on NLS is “HUG ME!! Innocent Girl’s Lovely Air Pillow”.
Don’t mind the onahole, separate item I didn’t took (you guess I got plenty of onaholes to choose from 😎 and Seven is quite similar).
Ok boy, you acquired an air pillow depicting an imouto-girl calling you onii-chan (big bro’) with cat ears and a 19.5 cm space between the “legs” to place up to 3 onaholes (look how NLS’ doing it right):
.. and it was the cheapest item demonstrated by NLS that has printing… NLS shows you how it works:
… and so you got yourself an A/C air pump because yes it takes only 1-2 minutes to blow it up, and you’re ready to go missionary. You do know how missionary works ? No ? Just take a look on the Wikipedia page, has some illustrations. And then you are going to ask me: isn’t there something strange with the penetration angle ? Does it fit a human’s erection ? Look:
In blue the pillow, in red your favorite onahole, in green you. (forgive my poor drawing skills, not the point here anyway). Of course you won’t use 3 onaholes at the same time because to put them all in place they have to be like this, good luck to penetrate that in missionary and the pillow design prevents any lotus-position fallback. So you do this:
That’s better. But remember how a man’s thrusting in missionary: with a slight rotation movement, you soon enough end up like this:
Once you start to get in the mood, you manage to dig the onahole out of the pillow. Great 👿
You can try with a lump erection so that the angle is sharp enough to keep the onahole into the pillow, but well.. pretty deceiving. The printing may be arousing enough (with the help of a little hentai on the laptop just aside) but the little troubles with the penetration angle, the pillow slipping as you thrust in, trying to penetrate well enough without putting too much weight on the pillow.. definitively not a good experience.
And ho-oh, you have to keep in mind that it is filled with air, that even the smallest hole results in noticeable air leakage, and there’s nothing like trying to have fun while a hissing sound reminds you you have to hurry before there’s no more air in it. Should this be an issue ? Hell yes, as soon as at the second time ! You got me well: the air pillow isn’t melted in one piece, but in separate pieces molten together. And what had to happen happened: 3 holes right on the ridge, and you can’t fix it of course, it’s not like a bicycle tire. Yes, just there who you put your toys in, that’s the weak spot. Congratulations, you can take it out to the trash and post on your blog, see you soon buying more rubbish from EXE. 😡 ‘guess the printing is the best thing in this product… apart the experience that you have to “step into dogshit” to avoid it next time.
HUG ME!! air pillow
Materials and cleaning - 1/10
Packaging and addons - 9/10
Price - 3/10
User Review( votes)
Don’t fuck with me.