They call me Otaku Apologist. Konnichiwa!
I am a professional hentai blogger, affiliate marketer, reviewer of perverted games and handy sex toys, the admin-editor of VGHustler.com, and the writer and game director of my debut eroge Slave Boys Of Mars. I´m a nihilist upstart racing for stardom in the western hentai scene, looking to cash in on people’s habitual masturbation lifestyle.
This toy I´ve reviewed is called Prostate Gear Long. The function of a prostate massage is to achieve the coveted prostate orgasm. The prostate gland can be reached inside the anus. Pressure it too hard, you will orgasm instantly. An instant orgasm is not the prostate orgasm, and it is not what this vibrator is meant for. During my ten or so test drives, I achieved a prostate orgasm only twice. It required hours of warm-up. It was an orgasm that lasted ~12 hours. I came for 3 hours straight, went to bed, woke up hours later still feeling it.
I read a Reddit guide to prostate orgasms that says it requires patience and technique. Lacking that technique, you will not achieve a prostate orgasm. That is likely how it will go down with most of you. Reviewing this toy as a prostate vibrator is therefore problematic.
As simple anal toys go, the Prostate Gear Long is a solid one. It is easy to insert with little lube. It is not too big, or long. Like a finger, it sinks in with ease. The toy has four settings for vibration power.
The anus has many sensitive nerves that respond to touch. It’s the same as lips, fingertips, earlobes, inner thighs, etc. When you stimulate areas with a lot of nerves, it activates your body’s nervous system. The body has many erogenous zones, stimulating which provides sexual pleasure. Stimulating multiple erogenous zones, for a prolonged period of time, increases the intensity as well as the length of the final orgasm.
It is easy to combine anal toys with other masturbation techniques, such as stroking your penis. The resultant cum loads correspond with the amount of stimulation the prostate gland receives. It is also possible to “milk” your prostate. After prolonged stimulation, the ejaculatory duct will loosen, and the juice will simply pour out in tiny droplets. It is not an ejaculation, nor does it require an orgasm. It is just a slow, nice milking experience.
The package comes with two AAA batteries, a sample pack of lube, and a condom.
The beauty of vibrating butt plugs is that you can leave them on while doing other things. If you work with a laptop, like I do, you can lie in bed and write your memoirs while enjoying a gentle buzz in the butt. However, you will not be able to sit in a chair working on a desktop PC.
Cleaning is easy: Pour water on it, apply soap and more water. Dry it with a towel. There is a chance that the toy will pick up a smell. It is still usable, and it will never go near your nostrils. Nostrils are not the holes that an anal toy is meant for.