Lubricants

Bukkake Lotion

Bukkake is Japanese for cum storm porn. The girl, or boy sits at the stage, while hordes of men unload their balls in his or her face. The bukkake lotion, is cum-like explosion lotion for genital self-destruction. Konnicchiwa, I am Otaku Apologist, I review it, so you don’t have to! What? The Bukkake lotion is…

Onaholes

Cute Hips DX Dual-Type Onahole

Meat is murder, and Cute Hips DX by A-One Tokyo is the killer of boners. Weighing 1.1 kilograms, this grotesque slab of rubber is a so-called dual hole; this bitch got a pussy, an asshole, and a free-of-charge jizz exit-hole! Welcome, cucks and fappers, to Otaku Apologist’s review of Cute Hips DX Dual-Type Onahole! Before…

Onaholes

The Dagashi Kashi Onahole

The Dagashi Kashi onahole is branded after every newfag otaku’s favorite candy-ass cum dump bitch Hotaru Shidare. Branding pros can make any diarrhea pile look good with boobs and glitter, so the age-old question deserves asking; is this hoe hole better than your deathgrip fist pump? Fuck yes. The Dagashi Fucking Kashi Onahole is the…

Onaholes

Gichi Gichi Tight Virgin Onahole

Kouhais, cuckolds; konnichiwa. I am The Apologist, the invisible hand manipulating the hentai scene from the shadows. I am a professional hentai blogger, a hustler, the admin of VGhustler, and the most prolific affiliate marketer for my friends at J-LIST. Recently I got a girlfriend from overseas. In our Skype masturbation sessions, audio is important….

Onaholes

Futanari Musume

  Konnichiwa, kouhais! Otaku Apologist is my name, social media my game. My liberal therapist told me I have a chronic case of internalized homophobia. His suggestion for a cure was suicide, but I figured I´d try something else! Behold! The cure to homophobia; the hermaphrodite onahole! Futanari Musume Double Hole! PACKAGING This girl ain´t…

Onaholes

Ubu Virgin

Konnichiwa, kouhais! I am the unapologetic apologist of all things hentai. I don´t fight for anyone, I don´t do this for the sake of anyone, I´m simply striding forward on this sloppy path of orgasms. When the madness of this world is bringing my piss to a boil, I sedate my madness with masturbation! Lately,…

Onaholes

Nekomimi Maonyan

Konnichiwa, kouhais! I am The Otaku Apologist, The Hentai Hustler, the cum-obsessed writer-entrepreneur running otakusexart.tumblr.com. My market research has shown that cat girls are pop. Ergo, here´s my review of Nekomimi Maonyan, a cat girl onahole! PACKAGING The package is sizzling hot. The little kitty girl is tucked into a corner in a classroom, her…