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Whoa, did you see this one coming? Cause I didn’t, lol.
Here we have another videogame parody onahole based on a character from a very popular game, and while not an official product from our favorite dev, I’m sure he is happy to see his creation turn into a sex toy. That’s like the ultimate achievement for any game dev with waifus 😂
Well, in case you don’t know about it, this onahole is based on the main protagonist from Yandere Simulator, a school girl who would kill any girl that gets close to her senpai. Let’s see how this deadly pussy feels!
Packaging
Here is the packaging.
Good box, sturdy, has artworks and pictures of the onahole.
Contents
The contents: the onahole. Don’t forget to buy some lube!
Product
And here is our killer school girl 😈
Well, it’s not very beautiful. It’s oddly wide, and the lips don’t look good at all. Though the insides have a very nice pink color, and look beautiful.
The lips, aside from ugly, aren’t useful either. They’re sort of closed, so it’s not the easiest onahole to get inside. The meat on the sides helps, but sometimes it’s a bit hard to get inside.
So let’s see what happens once you do.
Feeling
This onahole feels… good!
So, the strong point of this onahole it’s not the tunnel’s friction, but rather it’s curve. The bumps and ribs’ friction isn’t too great, it offers a mild stimulation, which is decent, but the way this onahole makes you feel good is by twisting your dick with that bump it has on the entrance, and at the bottom it feels like you thrust into some weird amalgam of meat, it’s kind of cool.
The way the walls press against the trunk of your penis is nice, thought it’s not the “hug” type of feeling, so keep that in mind.
Cleaning
Cleaning it is very easy. Pour water inside, remove the fluids helping with your fingers, then pour soap, clean with your fingers and flush. Then dry with a small microfiber towel the insides, and a regular towel to clean the outside.
Conclusion
A decent feeling onahole with a nice twisting feeling inside. While not very beautiful, it gets the job done for a good price.
Yandere XTC
6/10
Appearance - 6/10
7/10
Sensations - 7/10
10/10
Price - 10/10
7/10
Summary
+ good box+ nice feeling+ price– not very good looking
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Bro give me 1 pice