Bukkake Lotion

Bukkake is Japanese for cum storm porn. The girl, or boy sits at the stage, while hordes of men unload their balls in his or her face. The bukkake lotion, is cum-like explosion lotion for genital self-destruction.

Konnicchiwa, I am Otaku Apologist, I review it, so you don’t have to! What? The Bukkake lotion is an item I was eyeing at JLIST for months before committing. I was afraid that buying a bottle of cum, would make me gay. I already knew I’m crazy about seminal fluids, and the Bukkake Lotion only sealed the fate of my eternal soul.



Asagi Igawa never catches a break from getting captured and creampied, making her my top three plastic waifu. The only lube she needs, is cum. That’s why her choice, is the Bukkake Lotion

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She smells like glue, and is most certainly not edible. The bottle is a slick plastic cylinder that’s mildly transparent; the thing markets its contents on a store shelve, and displays to owners how much they got left. Mine is halfway full, even though I’ve not used it more than ten times for a self-fuck. This kinky lube invites indulgence.

I’m scoring the Bukkake Lotion low on lastivity, which is a compliment. This lube is addictive; the more you soak your hard-on with the gooey white gel, like in the aftermath of a brotherly blowjob, the more primal your sexual response. During my self-milking sessions, I apply at least three layers of Bukkake Lotion, to maintain the thick cum texture on my cock. Yeah, this brotherfucking lube is massively homosexual. If you fantasize about facials, this baby delivers the pin-point accurate experience.

Here’s a demonstration by my waifu:

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The Bukkake Lotion works in onaholes, makes for a great prop in homeshot porn shoots. Don’t even think about it eating though. But this lotion is, literally, THE handjob enhancer; this very feature elevates the lotion above all other lubricants. Few lubes improve handjobs, because they remove too much friction. Imagine watching a porn flick on 1.5x speed and trying to keep up with your strokes. Rather, you want to keep a hard grip while scaling the flag pole with your bare hands. At the top of the pole sits the juicy prostate-spasming orgasm that cleans your testicles of yesterday’s sperm harvest.

The bottle has a cap you remove before use. You squeeze the bottle lightly, and pour as much as you want on your junk. It can feel a little cold, as the plastic seals the contents from the air, which could transfer heat. Rub it around, enjoy how it feels in your fingers, grab yourself tight and start stroking. It’s a very unique experience; you’ll never feel anything similar in sex, or using other lotions. When you cum, you’ll notice the difference in heat of the two substances.

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You deserve a free discount code. So anyway, it’s basically just normal lube. In a few minutes of use, Bukkake Lotion naturally loses its whiteness and thickness, just like real cum, practically becoming just another lubricant. It retains its friction-removing trait for several minutes after losing the unique texture you bought it for.

The stuff is sticky, but doesn’t take long to clean under running water.

I personally, whole-heartedly, recommend using the bukkake lotion in combination with the Futanari Musume Double-hole, the only futa onahole in the market. Apply a plentiful dose, and you can enjoy the sight of a hermaphrodite cock oozing cum spills while you fuck her ripe rubber slit.

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I did a one-time test with the lube using my glass dildo in my ass. My anal orgasm confirms, this lube is all-around fabulous, for handjobs, for sextoys, anal object insertion, and as prop material.

In summary, this lotion, is hot as fuck. It’s lower than average power for friction removal, and more gooey than slick in texture. You do yourself a disservice for writing this lube off, just because it’s more pervy than usual personal lotions. You cannot be dissatisfied with this product. If you’re one of those people with a throbbing fetish for cum, in that seeing it, smelling it, lapping it up from a plate while it’s fresh and gooey, get this lube.

JLIST

  • 9/10
    Pleasure - 9/10
  • 9/10
    Cleaning - 9/10
  • 10/10
    Bottle - 10/10
  • 7/10
    Friction Removal - 7/10
  • 8/10
    Price - 8/10
8.6/10

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12 Replies to “Bukkake Lotion”

  1. Could this stuff also be a good stand in for female cream?
    I’m looking for a white lube to combine with Onatsuyu because pussy juices aren’t always so clear;),lol
    So far I think Magic Eyes White Love Juice lotion would work well for that but this intrigues me as well:)

  2. I love this review.
    and made me really curious about that type of product. Maybe in the futur I will try it !

  3. Try warming this lube for an even better experience (by letting the bottle sit in lukewarm or hot water) People can be so insecure about their sexuality lol, is it so hard to just “pretend” it’s colored after “woman/school girl white love juice ” I’m a lady but I use this stuff on toys and it lasts and when warm almost feels real. It’s so funny how not many homophobic straight guys will give receiving anal a try via pegging or a butt plug cause “B-buuut it’ll make me gaaaaaay :(” don’t knock till you try it!

  4. Stop being so politically correct zzz. He might have worded himself oddly, sure, but just cuz he finds this shit weird doesn’t mean he’s immature rofl. It’s like saying that someone who doesn’t find horror movies entertaining is scared by default. We all have our preferences and his is obviously not this type of stuff.

    1. I work in an industry, where every day I must interact with people who forego opportunities to make mad stacks, just because they feel uncomfortable with shit. I facepalm every day at the reality of the human nature. I’m talking about freelancers who bail, customers shamed to their bones about their sextoys, and even big site owners like Doxy, Sinner, Lewdlogic, who are afraid to take my advice about how to maximize the profitability of their websites. Everybody is fucking religious, fearing things that aren’t real, when getting what they want, is literally an inch away from their noses.

      Me? I don’t give a single flying fuck. And that’s why I make more money than most people in this god-forsaken hentai industry.

      The Bukkake Lotion is the God-tier handjob lotion. For cum-crazed gay and bi-people, it is the goddamn fucking bomb.

    1. It’s not creepy. People are disgusting by default. Most people hide what they do with their partners, or alone. I know a lot of a shit, and almost none of it shocks me anymore. You’re obviously still immature and ignorant to be creeped out by sexual things.

      This lube is the best handjob lotion. It has just the right amount of friction removal. Period.

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