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Meat is murder, and Cute Hips DX by A-One Tokyo is the killer of boners. Weighing 1.1 kilograms, this grotesque slab of rubber is a so-called dual hole; this bitch got a pussy, an asshole, and a free-of-charge jizz exit-hole! Welcome, cucks and fappers, to Otaku Apologist’s review of Cute Hips DX Dual-Type Onahole! Before…
Today I’m going to be presenting to you a new onahole that MotsuToys sent to me for review. It’s name is Meiki Three Sisters: Nymphomania and is made by KOKOS, a famous Korean company. It’s my very first time using a product from this manufacturer and even though at first I was a bit doubtfull, I was also highly…
Hello fellow fappers, I’m AnonymousD, presenting you a new onahole review, Half-mature Succubus Magical Stick! This product was provided to me for review by NLS! Here is the new loli onahole I got 😆 , but this time is a special kind of loli, it’s a succubus! Woahhhhh… the artwork on the box is really…
At first I didn’t have any clue about what this item was… and then I flipped the package and saw this ~ Mmmh, Ok now RENDS… seriously… congratulations guys ! It sure looks weird as fuck at first, but damn it’s sooo usefull ! The concept ? Pretty simple actually ~ A piece of special paper…
The Dagashi Kashi onahole is branded after every newfag otaku’s favorite candy-ass cum dump bitch Hotaru Shidare. Branding pros can make any diarrhea pile look good with boobs and glitter, so the age-old question deserves asking; is this hoe hole better than your deathgrip fist pump? Fuck yes. The Dagashi Fucking Kashi Onahole is the…
Finally, AkaiHebi releases an onahole review again ! And it’s no less than Shrine Maiden’s First Time, by ToysHeart ! Shrine Maiden’s First Time is part of a 3 onahole series featuring girls doing various jobs: Each of them featuring different internal structures. But for now let’s focus on the shrine maiden ! Shinto is…
My my, Tamatoys. Working hard to put anime girls on boxes for adult products, they surely did something for basic bondage needs: furry handcuffs. Handcuffs. It’s the most simple accessory for bondage games, restraining yourself or your partner (or both of you) and putting the wearer into submission. Tying the hands, tying the feet, or…
A little bit of this, and some of that, Tamatoys keeps making products to satisfy otokonoko (crossdressers) needs. Today, let’s talk about something simple: a stretch skirt. Feeling a bit genderqueer ? Are you into crossdressing ? Or just wanna explore a bit ? Or wanna dress up a doll ? Or just wanna dress…
You know, sometimes I’m much more attracted by the box of the onahole rather than the onahole itself, and that’s the reason why I bought this product in the first place. Uuuh, what did I just say ? I’m such a weird person don’t you think ? Anyway, Ju-C PUTI 1 also known as the first onahole…
Deino + Tamatoys = this. P-Please sit tight. Details follow. We at Onahole Review love to crush the boundaries, shooting them with nuclear warheads and salmon cannons, fucking this shit world over for the fun of it, basically teabagging social correctness while shooting lasers from our nipples and shouting “yeehaw” as we pour non-diet coke…