The Dagashi Kashi onahole is branded after every newfag otaku’s favorite candy-ass cum dump bitch Hotaru Shidare. Branding pros can make any diarrhea pile look good with boobs and glitter, so the age-old question deserves asking; is this hoe hole better than your deathgrip fist pump?
Fuck yes. The Dagashi Fucking Kashi Onahole is the Vietnam of pussy cups; rush in young guns blazing, ram it balls deep and leave a horrid mess behind. What I like best about Shidare’s ripe soft cunt, is that she’s tiny, tight, and good to get a grip on. With no extraneous boobs or other awkward traits for unnecessary immersion-effect (who the fuck wants to rape a catgirl’s headless limbless torso?), it’s like your fingers turn into wet vagina lips.
Hotaru’s pussy is the smallest in my collection of shame and regret, and surprisingly quick to clean despite her tightness. Easy to hide. It’s just a package of pleasure, no gimmicks like Gichi Gichi Tight Virgin Onahole, which is only good for when I feel the sadistic urge to forcefully impregnate lolo virgins and keep rape culture alive and breathing.
Imagine your fist. Hotaru is about the same size, so your fingers entwine her completely with nothing left outside. You have perfect control of the pressure and can live life in the fast lane, or chillax, squeeze when you wanna simulate the girl squeezing her cunt muscles to satisfy her primal instinct to milk the boy cream out of your hotly loaded cock gun. Tight and thirsty; my type.
What I was surprised by, was the fat plentiful lube bottle that she carried with her upon arrival. Normally you get a bottle worth two-three shots, but Hotaru is the bitch that packs heat. I recommend Onatsuyu Female Nectar Lotion, that makes the cock-spot cavern sloppy easily a total of five minutes without a need of adding holy water for resurrection or more of said nectar.
As I already insiniuated, washing Hotaru doesn’t take equipment other than a functional water tap and fingers. Deep towel cleaning ain’t impossible either!
If you’re a mad fag that likes licking up their cock treat after fapz, get some edible flavored lube to go with, and practice getting used to the taste for your homosexual lifestyle of sin. I didn’t try it with Hotaru, but her cavity’s small enough that getting the full batch lapped up should be no trouble. Get Shidare’s slit for $32 at The List.
- Feeling and pleasure - 9/109/10
- Materials and cleaning - 10/1010/10
- Packaging and addons - 9/109/10
- Price - 8/108/10
Summary
Tight but not the tightest, small cavity, fit for medium-sized pricks, no grimmicks, gets an A+ for overall spot-on design. By the way, I am JLIST’s biggest cucking shill. Get rekt.
I’ve bought this one a while ago, Its way too small for my dick, i had to put tons of lotion to be able to put it in. Also mine broke fairly…
If your chinchin is too big dont even buy this. i broke mine the first time i use it.
Speaking about lube in this recent review, what is, in your opinion, is the best lube that was reviewed in this blog so far?
Onatsuyu Female Nectar Lotion definitely. I haven’t tried that many lubes to be frank, but for example, the Gichi Gichi Tight Virgin Lotion is fucking garbage, unless you are using it with the Gichi Gichi Onahole.
The Gichi lotion gets dry very fast, but with the titular onahole, it stays fluid oddly long. I don’t get it.
Onatsuyu stays fluid and removes friction wonderfully well, it’s very much like pussy juice.
I can also recommend the Bukkake Lotion. That one is my favorite, it’s less friction-reducing, but the texture is kinkier because it feels and looks like cum. Works really well alone, and decently well with onaholes. 🙂
I used the Golden Lotion from AkaiHebi’s review but I guess it (Golden Lotion) have another competitor (and myb better one)
This review is amazing lmao, time to buy this $20 fuck tunnel. Also OA, you’re a god and all of you’re reviews make me happy. This is definitely you’re best one yet so keep it up with the stanky dank maymays my boy.
It’s good I can make you happy with my white middle-class privileged mass media consumption induced cynicism.
I think I’ve found my new idol, mister Otaku Apologist.
Naturally. I am only the most charismatic hentai blogger on the planet, the Meme Master, the Mind Breaker, the Jesus Christ of Masturbation.