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The feeling of the confidence, the need to remain undiscovered whatsoever, the pure love stronger than the universal taboo, two young creatures melting together in an unmatchable complete and deep relationship, …
Sorry for your fantasies, the item I gonna review today looks more like an alien (or an embryo in it’s first shaping) than your dreamed sister.
So after the previous experience (HUG ME air pillow), it was time to give this “technology” a second chance. This time we don’t give a fuck about the illustration, what we want is something we can actually use. You see the two holes ? That’s actually tunnels, you can play with the other side too. And the most convenient way to use it, is like this.
Just rest your head on one side, and take the other side between your legs. Oh ! The holes are just in the right position to..
.. put an onahole in it and have fun in a very relaxing position. Maintain the “sister” with your hands while you slowly and deeply thrust in. That’s it !
Time for some comments: at least this one doesn’t break after the second use (mine isn’t broken yet, after 9 successful uses). The choice of the onahole is limited, the tunnels being quite narrow. Don’t try to place the onahole while the pillow is fully blown up, best time to do it is when you started to blow it up (so that it’s unfolded). So what onahole ? It has to be long enough to be properly “pinched” by the pillow, but meanwhile thin enough to fit in the tunnel. Good results got with Ayase and Kuroneko from the Can’t be this tight series, Bubble shake, and Seven. Push from one side, pull from the other. And enjoy your time: the 10-minute preparation shouldn’t end up in 3 minutes of fun. And once you’re done, well… take a nap π
By the way: place some towels on your bed, if you don’t want it to be messy. And consider another 10 minute session to let the air out, fold your alien and store it.
What’s about the blue-haired girl on the packaging ? Your sister is a embryo-formed dual-perforated silvergrey alien, deal with it.
If you’re looking for stuff to try, this looks like it might feel good (I personally haven’t tried it, but if you review it and enjoy it, I’ll probably buy it :V): https://en-nls.com/pict1-13976?c2=9999 A tad on the expensive side, though.
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Ha-ha, when I saw that title in my feed reader I thought “Huh? He’s not talking about http://www.kanojotoys.com/little-sister-hug-pillow-p-769.html is he?”
If you’re looking for stuff to try, this looks like it might feel good (I personally haven’t tried it, but if you review it and enjoy it, I’ll probably buy it :V): https://en-nls.com/pict1-13976?c2=9999 A tad on the expensive side, though.