Earlier today I had some fun on Twitter with @ToysHeartShop trying to figure out how to translate โsujiman kupaโ in English ๐ I still rely on Google Translate to transcript my romanji into hiragana, I guess itโs โmore than nothingโ. For days now I try to remember and correctly write โaโ, โiโ and โuโ in hiragana, still a long way to go until I can read whatโs on the onahole package (could be interesting). Learning kanji ? LOL no, I better rely on writing hiragana on keyboard and then just pressing the spacebar, computer transcripts this into kanji all alone ๐
Well I donโt have a Japanese keyboard yet, so I made hiragana and katakana charts, in two fonts.
hiragana handwritten 
hiragana typewritten 
katakana handwritten 
katakana typewritten
hiragana 
katakana
(click for full size)
Have fun ๐
Hey, if you still wondering โ sujiman kupa translates as puffy meaty pussy.
Sujiman is suji manko
Where ็ญ Suji is muscles
And ใใณใณ Manko is slang word for vagina.
ใใฑใใKupa is โthe sound when you open puffy pussy lips wide.
Hope that helps ๐
Thank you for sharing this post. I started learning Japanese recently and was really struggling to memorize both Hiragana and Katakana. Then after making an educational mug (with multiplying tables) for my friendโs son, I came across an idea to make one for myself. So I just printed Hiragana and Katakana charts on my coffee mugs, so I can study them every time when I have my coffee. It worked well for me, so I even decided to put them on my online store.
Hiragana mug
I studied a bit of Japanese way back in University. I kind of forgot much of it over the years and have been trying to get back into it by translating doujinshi but those damn Kanji keep getting to me!
Oh, I just thought of the most obvious tip that I should have mentioned earlier:
You donโt need to learn all the hiragana straight away. That is, there are a lot of extra ones with ten-ten (literally means dot-dot) next to them, such as โkaโ (ใ) that becomes โgaโ (ใ) by adding ten-ten. So donโt bother with any of those, because as long as you learn the first one, you can just add ten-ten (or in the case of โpโ, the maru โ the little circle) later on, and itโll change the sound of the kana. It makes it easier for memorisation if youโre not trying to remember all those extra ones.
Also, try to learn hiragana completely before moving onto katakana. It makes it easier. Yeah, I know, katakana is more useful for these kind of things, but trust me, learning hiragana first will make it easier for you in the long run.
Iโm studying Japanese at University, so maybe Iโll give you some tips now and then. Just try to learn 10-20 Hiragana a day, then practice reading and writing them. In the mean time, if youโd like, I can translate hiragana and katakana for any of your reviews. I donโt know kanji, yet, though.
Anyway, I love your site. I visit often. Your onahole site is the best, and as far as I know, the only English one. I did prefer your old rating system, but the new one is also more in-depth.
So even though Iโve been following your site for a while, I still havenโt bought any onaholes, and thatโs starting to bug me (because guess what? I;m a lonely nerd. Go figure). I donโt want to spend heaps on once, but Iโd like my first to be really great. NLS just has WAY too many to choose from, however, and obviously, you havenโt reviewed EVERYTHING. Iโm thinking maybe the Age series would be a good place to start. Any suggestions?
10-20 a day ?! Oh my. Feel free to post what you can read from the package, but yes thereโs often a kanji here and there to gloriously prevent you from getting the meaning of the sentence ๐ But I see some new stuff with english translation, stuff they plan to export overseas too (G Project stuff).
Hey itโs just a personal blog, nothing professional, nothing commercial ๐ But yes it has a +75% progression for 4 straight weeks, with a good 30% returning visitors, I guess I started something useful that hasnโt been done before (but I donโt mind โcompetitorsโ, nobody non-professional can review everything).
So, recommendations for the first onaholeโฆ always feeling some kind of pressure, โwhat if people donโt feel it like I doโ but whatever ๐ Going directly to Seventeen Bordeaux maybe, and Ju-C for something less lifelike. Adding a โopen my pussyโ and a Tenga egg, Finish & Clean lotion and you got your first order for weeks/months of various fun ๐
Considering the Age series, I think Eleven and Fifteen are somewhat outdated and not worth the price, Seven stands out with a low price and Twenty with amazing structure. Seventeen is a no, Seventeen Evo not really a โmust haveโ.
PS: Iโm considering rewriting the rating system, featuring the powerful โrich snippetsโ ๐
Hey, thanks for your reply! Yeah, at Uni, itโs quite fast-paced, but we go over them for the whole week (well, four days, really). It sounds like a lot, and it can be a bit to take in at first, but practicing stroke order is very important. I know J-List has the Genki books that we use at Uni, which are a little price, but definitely helpful. If you just want to learn the hiragana and katakana, the Genkei 1 workbook has a whole section where you practice your kana next to each one (and directions for stroke order), or the Genki 1 textbook which has an entire kana chart on the inside cover (hiragana at the front, katakana at the back). Once you get it, itโs quite easy, but it does take some time. Itโs just practice, memorisation, and being able to recall them from memory. Really, itโs one big memory game.
If thereโs anything specific you want translated, feel free to ask. There is one helpful app on iOS (dunno about Android) thatโs great for looking up Kanji and the definition, although if you donโt know kana, it can be a little tricky to find the Kanji youโre looking at, if youโre starting from scratch. The app is called imiwa?
You know, whether or not your blog is professional definitely doesnโt matter to me (and personally, I prefer them to be personal blogs, because theyโre moreโฆ.. personal. Okay, well, letโs just say theyโre more honest). I mean, I guess the alternative is always NLSโ reviewsโฆ.. if you can actually understand what they mean. Which I usually canโt.
I think Iโve decided what Iโll pick up, and Iโll let you know what once I get them, but for now, itโs a secret. Haha.
Your new review system that you posted about sounds quite good, and Iโll eventually get around to checking it on my iPhone so I can let you know how it works (I presume you have an Android phone, considering your test results).