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Ubu Virgin

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Konnichiwa, kouhais! I am the unapologetic apologist of all things hentai. I don´t fight for anyone, I don´t do this for the sake of anyone, I´m simply striding forward on this sloppy path of orgasms.

When the madness of this world is bringing my piss to a boil, I sedate my madness with masturbation!

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Lately, I´ve battled with erection problems caused by my extreme desensitization. To fix my fleshy egg-fertilizer, I got me a slutty pocket virgin. Her name? Ubu Virgin!

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PACKAGING

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NOTE: like with Innocent Younger Sister and Sexy Elder Sister, ToysHeart refreshed the packaging recently (gave her a boob-lift). Above is the previous iteration of Ubu Virgin.

This virgin girl has her eyes set on cock. She´s robbed her mom´s fuckdoll dress, now standing in front of you, gazing eagerly at your crotch where your pole rises to full mast. Blushing, moist, and thoroughly in heat, this virgin is ready to lose it.

 

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Seeing you brush aside your tent, her eyes widen at the sight of the twitching mushroom head peeking at her. The unforgettable moment of tasting her first dick is here, her mouth and little snatch moisten. She begins taking off her nightgown. Her determination to monopolize your semen glows on her face.

 

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Ubu Virgin comes with a sample of lube. Right off the pack, she´s wet and ready!

 

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PRODUCT

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Her skin smells mildly sugary, like it´s sprinkled with a caramel coating. It feels durable, and I´ve found it easy to clean due to the wide opening. How it looks is like a goo alien’s bone. But does it hold your boner?

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FEELING

For a virgin, her pussy lips are suspiciously wide open. How much does she masturbate? Entering her is easy, but leaving her is another matter. She doesn´t wanna give you up, never gonna let you go. The internal bumps that simulate vaginal  muscles are like the backside of a bath sponge. The friction is intense, and while she´s eager to take you in, connecting with her balls deep takes force. She fights back, pushing you out, like needing to breathe. She clings to her virginal first experience, like a drowning girl in a swimming school. Hungry for sex, but so overwhelmed; like a true virgin.

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CLEANING

Cleaning after your crime is easy. The internal structure and design of the entrance are perfect for a 3-minute wash. If you´re living with other people, a toy that´s fast to clean makes sneaking in and out of the bathroom a clandestine operation. No evidence, no wittness, no case that would hold.

Author: Otaku Apologist

I am The Otaku Apologist, radical entrepreneur of the new world economy. Follow my hentai blog http://otakuapologist.xyz

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21 Comments
  1. Hi i would like to buy a onahole but can’t decide between Lolinco ,Open My Pussy! -Rina- , or this one , which one do you recommend ?
    thanks for you help .

    • Hey!

      I can´t comment on onaholes I haven´t tested. But, I can say Ubu Virgin is a safe buy. Compared to my Tenga 3D pile and spiral, my fleshlight, and Nekomimi Maonyan, this one has a couple things going for it:

      +Ease of cleaning on par with tenga 3D
      +Intensity of suction almost like Fleshlight STU
      +Material has but a mild odor
      +Can finish you fast (difficult to edge due to intensity)
      +Delivers above average orgasms (unless you´re some kinda edging master)
      +Good for small and medium sized dicks (not for monsters)
      +Low price

      I can´t say how people less desensitized than me would experience this toy. I´m certain you won´t be disappointed.

      Sincerely,
      -OA

  2. Amazing review. Thanks. 🙂

  3. Compare this to the G Project Puni Virgin. Everything looks the same?

  4. I’m going to be purchasing my first onahole and I narrowed it down to these four options:

    – Ubu Virgin
    – Open My Pussy : Rina
    – Bumpy Sisters
    – My big brother is pervert

    What do you think I should get? Any insight/advice is appreciated!

    • Hey!

      I haven´t ridden every pocket pussy in existence. All I can say is Ubu Virgin is my favorite onahole thus far. I love how she fights my dick, like an insolent loli bitch.

      ~OA

      • Thanks for the reply.

        Another question, how should I go about picking shipping (thru otonaJP) ? I’m from the US and these prices crept up on me. I don’t mind the wait period but I also don’t want to risk the chance of losing an order.

        • Update:
          I just found a Ubu Virgin for sale on amazon.com.
          http://www.amazon.com/SELLER-ToysHeart-Japanese-Onahole-CoolMaleSexToy/dp/B00RDCWN0S

          Any experience with purchasing onaholes through amazon.com?

        • If your in the US; I would suggest Queencat, Toydemon or CMST (cool male sex toys). You will save a shitload on shipping. Some of the items right out of the gate in Japan might not be available states side; but that’s the nature of the beast.
          This particular onahole is also on Amazon; but it’s more expensive there.
          Also: if you happen to find something at one of these domestic shops that has a Loli factor or Loli artwork on the box; you don’t have to be paranoid about customs. (Though rumor has it, US customs doesn’t give a shit about Loli artwork… Some states DO though.. Like Utah.)

      • Hello can u tell me please figurine name? PLS BEG YOU

  5. Figurine name please?)

  6. Ubu Virgin vs Seventeen Bordeaux, any comments

  7. Is it very audible when you’re stroking?

    • I do not believe there are silent onaholes, due to the nature of their design. When you stroke, air slips into the closed space, and you push that air away as you penetrate. The lube sloshes. If you are planning to use onaholes in a house with thin wooden walls, your privacy may get invaded.

      On the other hand, you can do like me, and stop being self-conscious about your natural inclination to masturbate. I have sex toys all over the house, in the kitchen, the living room, my room, etc. ;-P

      • I expected as much but reading reviews of other onaholes on this site it seemed that there were ones louder than others.

        Thanks for the quick response.

  8. Love your reviews and your brash way of speaking. (You say like you think without the sugar coat bullshit. ?)
    I’ve had erection issues also; but don’t want to go the prescription route. I found a product on Ebay (used to be avail on Amazon; but got dropped) it’s called Ready Man. It fucking works… No BS.
    It’s kinda spendy at 27.00 US Dollars for ten pills or 20 for $50.00.
    Take 1 pill 1.5-2.0 hours before fapping and you’ll be back in business. The stuff is amazing…and no; I do not work for the company that makes it or sells it. I was just lucky enough to stumble apon it; looking for a non prescription fix.
    Good luck good Sir!

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