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Oh, here’s 2015 already

Happy new year everyone πŸ™‚ Oh bloody hell, what a year. Lots of ups and downs at full speed, like a roller coaster. New things learned. Awesome people met (Tailstelltales, RenRen, Infernal Monkey…). Good (and less good) onaholes fucked to reduce the stress. Getting onaholes choosen by visitors <3 . Gu’s Faphero. The VORZE A10…

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Internet decides: onahole poll #4 (closed)

It’s this time again ! Let’s add more stuff into my backlog πŸ˜› I’m still halfway the previous poll’s votes, and NLS added a certain special something on the top. You’ll see ^^ Not much new stuff lately, I expect a release from G-Project anytime soon, aside that more will come for Christmas I guess….

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News and updates: Fall 2014

Important stuff was going on lately, so I thought I’ll update you with the current stuff, and what’s next πŸ™‚ Blog traffic, web hosting So the blog is now having a steady 25000 visits/month, that’s 3 times as much as last year. That’s an awesome development, and I don’t see it weakening anytime soon, that’s…

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Internet decides: onahole poll #3 (closed)

Hello and welcome to the third poll ! Internet boys and girls, I have a problem. I can’t keep up to the pace πŸ™‚ With the previous poll I already got quite some stuff (still have Bumpy Sisters and La Bocca Della Verita waiting). And my wishlist on J-List is pretty empty (Tied Up Girl…

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Internet decides: onahole poll #2 (closed)

Hey, everybody take a seat please πŸ™‚ After the successful first poll for J-List, 2 months worth of commissions stacked up (because yes J-List sends out every 2 months). It’s up to you now to choose what products from my current shopping list will be bought with the commissions, and it’s quite something ! 2014…

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Oh girls just wanna have fun

I’m not exactly sure that’s what Cyndi Lauper sings about with the world-famous song “Girls Just Want To Have Fun“, but fact is that girls want, can and should have fun too ! For years now I’m a regular Japanese sex-toy user, and I do complain that the Japanese sex industry has so much to…

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“Will onahole take your virginity ?”

So, last month this was asked to Google, which led the curious boy (or girl) to Onahole Review, where the answer isn’t given (the two main keywords “onahole” and “virginity” are just spread all over the place). Like every month I put together all these failing Google/Bing/-whatever-Β  requests in the Answers for Googlers thread. Keep…

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Onaholes: sometimes a risky hobby

Hey guys, I think I should get into details and tell you the scary and somewhat painful story of mine during the last days πŸ™‚ About ten days ago, I had myself a little overview with the new stuff I bought, including a disposable cup called “Virgin Cup”. You will learn more about this item…

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Dakimakura

Some time ago, I was just minding my business, keywording “onahole” on Google Images (with safe search turned off) I don’t remember exactly. But I ended up finding this on Tumblr. Yeah yeah, look: Towels, the onahole, and a Patchouli dakimakura. For those who don’t know it: a dakimakura [Β ζŠ±γζž• ]Β  is a “hug pillow”…