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Melty Pussy Of Angel ~ AkaiHebi

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It’s been a while since I last reviewed a product by Magic Eyes, and I literally never had an onahole depicting an angel. Heavenly toy or fallen angel to bury down ? Let’s check ! (and don’t forget to read AnonymousD’s review too !)

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Hell yeah, Magic Eyes published high-quality material on their website, including a bigass PSD from which I was able to extract THIS FUCKING BIG COVER PIC for everyone to enjoy ! 😎

oooh ?

oooh ?

I really don’t know the circumstances in which you suddenly find that angel in your bed… or did you sneak inside her room ? Stop starring at her butt, for God’s sake !

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nyuu~ ?

Jesus Christ..

gyuuu~

gyuuu~

As you can tell from the above physical angelic cheek torture picture, Puruman Angel’s main selling point is the softness/squishiness like marshmallow or the more Japanese mochi snacks. And if the cute angel has such big breasts, it’s because of the elasticity of course ! I’m waiting for the tatami-flat hard version, Magic Eyes ! ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ

Box scans:

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Oh as you can see, they say their material is compliant to Food Sanitation Law Standard No. 370 of the Ministry of Health, Labour and Welfare. I think it indicates your dick won’t fall off after first use. Probably.

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includes 2-3 times worth of lube.. which turned like jelly.. really don’t recommend

Le’s dig in !

上面 側面 前面 本体

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The softness ! The overall softness reminds me of Fuwarin, and… no, I just have to mention it: when opening the plastic bag containing the onahole, a very nose-stinging smell fills the air. The bigger the onahole, the worse it gets. Magic Eyes… do something about this.

Actually, grabbing Puruman Angel isn’t very easy: take too little in your fingers, and it flops away. It’s flabby flaccid floppy, elastic like a warm marshmallow, and somewhat annoying like mochi even if it’s not supposed to end in your mouth. Still. Using by hand is quite troublesome. Quite much. Even more so when half of it is flopping around in a ridiculous manner, making you smile instead of providing the soft and nice feeling on your rock hard dick. Although the inside layer should provide joy, right ?

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Sadly for you, Magic Eyes, even NLS’ internal view pinpoints a recurring problem with your products:

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Yes, that’s exactly what I’m talking about: the hole alignment. See on the above pic how little padding there is at the bottom ? Mine had a different weakness: the hole was deviating to the right !

Usability. Oh. Well. It’s soft huh, I tried different lubricants to find what’s better between Milky Lotion, Peace’s, NLS Warming Lube, and finally Melty Lotion Banana gave satisfying result. So: use really thin and liquid lube, or you’ll feel almost nothing.

Still. Not much to be felt to begin with, this onahole can be of use for edging. Different setups, multiple tries, to me it’s just too cumbersome for anything it achieves. Oh btw: AnonymousD found a secret technique for using this toy, and I tried it this morning. Well ? I fucked it for 15 minutes or so. It pushed stroked me off the edge but instead of a freefall bungee-jump into bliss, all I got was a short slide into satisfaction. Still better, but far from what I expected. I think he’ll reveal his “secret” technique to you in his upcoming post, since he also got Puruman Angel to review 😉 EDIT: and here is his review !

Of course after shooting some baby-seeds inside an angel’s plastic pussy, you gotta clean. So I bring it to the bathroom, wash it in running tap water, and.. was it a cum blob who just flew out ?! .. no, that was.. a piece of plastic rubber. Oh dear, that thing is falling apart at first cleaning. Now I had it for ~10 uses or so, and sticking my fingers in it seems like each time I’m ripping new holes deep in there. I think the onahole now looks like a Digglet playground.

In light of all that… how’s the price to pay ? Well… it seems fair for 560g of rubber pussy, but it doesn’t live up with that performance.  Meh.

 

AkaiHebi

Author: AkaiHebi

European otaku exploring Japan's most amazing anime sex toys for fun, since 2011. Feminist and sex-positivist. Pansexual. Genderbender. Freedoms activist. オナホ レビュー 著者 「onaho-review-author」

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  1. AnonymousD

    Haha, this review was quite funny xD, good job on the humoristic side. I’m kinda surprised you did not like it that much… again, my opinion differs from yours, it seems it’s something that happens with soft onaholes ^^’
    Expect my review in the next few days, I’ve found the best use for this toy! Stay tuned at the same bat time, same bat blog.

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