Itโs been a while since I last reviewed a product by Magic Eyes, and I literally never had an onahole depicting an angel. Heavenly toy or fallen angel to bury down ? Letโs check ! (and donโt forget to read AnonymousDโs review too !)
- ๐ฏ๐ต๐ซ๐ข๐ฐ OtonaJP โซ๏ธ
- ๐ฏ๐ต๐ซ๐ฐ KanojoToys โซ๏ธ
- ๐บ๐ธ๐ซToyDemon โซ๏ธ
- ๐ฉ๐ช๐ซ๐ Naughty Nippon
- Japanese product name: ๅคฉไฝฟใฎใทใใพใ
Hell yeah, Magic Eyes published high-quality material on their website, including a bigass PSD from which I was able to extract THIS FUCKING BIG COVER PIC for everyone to enjoy ! ๐

I really donโt know the circumstances in which you suddenly find that angel in your bedโฆ or did you sneak inside her room ? Stop starring at her butt, for Godโs sake !

Jesus Christ..

As you can tell from the above physical angelic cheek torture picture, Puruman Angelโs main selling point is the softness/squishiness like marshmallow or the more Japanese mochi snacks. And if the cute angel has such big breasts, itโs because of the elasticity of course ! Iโm waiting for the tatami-flat hard version, Magic Eyes ! แถ แตแดฅแตแถ
Box scans:



Oh as you can see, they say their material is compliant to Food Sanitation Law Standard No. 370 of the Ministry of Health, Labour and Welfare. I think it indicates your dick wonโt fall off after first use. Probably.

Leโs dig in !






The softness ! The overall softness reminds me of Fuwarin, andโฆ no, I just have to mention it: when opening the plastic bag containing the onahole, a very nose-stinging smell fills the air. The bigger the onahole, the worse it gets. Magic Eyesโฆ do something about this.
Actually, grabbing Puruman Angel isnโt very easy: take too little in your fingers, and it flops away. Itโs flabby flaccid floppy, elastic like a warm marshmallow, and somewhat annoying like mochi even if itโs not supposed to end in your mouth. Still. Using by hand is quite troublesome. Quite much. Even more so when half of it is flopping around in a ridiculous manner, making you smile instead of providing the soft and nice feeling on your rock hard dick. Although the inside layer should provide joy, right ?

Sadly for you, Magic Eyes, even NLSโ internal view pinpoints a recurring problem with your products:

Yes, thatโs exactly what Iโm talking about: the hole alignment. See on the above pic how little padding there is at the bottom ? Mine had a different weakness: the hole was deviating to the right !
Usability. Oh. Well. Itโs soft huh, I tried different lubricants to find whatโs better between Milky Lotion, Peaceโs, NLS Warming Lube, and finally Melty Lotion Banana gave satisfying result. So: use really thin and liquid lube, or youโll feel almost nothing.
Still. Not much to be felt to begin with, this onahole can be of use for edging. Different setups, multiple tries, to me itโs just too cumbersome for anything it achieves. Oh btw: AnonymousD found a secret technique for using this toy, and I tried it this morning. Well ? I fucked it for 15 minutes or so. It pushed stroked me off the edge but instead of a freefall bungee-jump into bliss, all I got was a short slide into satisfaction. Still better, but far from what I expected. I think heโll reveal his โsecretโ technique to you in his upcoming post, since he also got Puruman Angel to review ๐ EDIT: and here is his review !
Of course after shooting some baby-seeds inside an angelโs plastic pussy, you gotta clean. So I bring it to the bathroom, wash it in running tap water, and.. was it a cum blob who just flew out ?! .. no, that was.. a piece of plastic rubber. Oh dear, that thing is falling apart at first cleaning. Now I had it for ~10 uses or so, and sticking my fingers in it seems like each time Iโm ripping new holes deep in there. I think the onahole now looks like a Digglet playground.
In light of all thatโฆ howโs the price to pay ? Wellโฆ it seems fair for 560g of rubber pussy, but it doesnโt live up with that performance. Meh.
Melty Pussy Of Angel
- Feeling and pleasure - 3/103/10
- Materials and cleaning - 4/104/10
- Packaging and addons - 7/107/10
- Price - 6/106/10
Summary
Instead of angels, I should focus on daemons and devils, tentaclemonsters, brainfucking zombies, cocksucking vampires and other creatures of the hellish darkness ! 





Haha, this review was quite funny xD, good job on the humoristic side. Iโm kinda surprised you did not like it that muchโฆ again, my opinion differs from yours, it seems itโs something that happens with soft onaholes ^^โ
Expect my review in the next few days, Iโve found the best use for this toy! Stay tuned at the same bat time, same bat blog.