Melty Pussy Of Angel ~ AkaiHebi

Itโ€™s been a while since I last reviewed a product by Magic Eyes, and I literally never had an onahole depicting an angel. Heavenly toy or fallen angel to bury down ? Letโ€™s check ! (and donโ€™t forget to read AnonymousDโ€™s review too !)

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Hell yeah, Magic Eyes published high-quality material on their website, including a bigass PSD from which I was able to extract THIS FUCKING BIG COVER PIC for everyone to enjoy ! ๐Ÿ˜Ž

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I really donโ€™t know the circumstances in which you suddenly find that angel in your bedโ€ฆ or did you sneak inside her room ? Stop starring at her butt, for Godโ€™s sake !

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Jesus Christ..

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As you can tell from the above physical angelic cheek torture picture, Puruman Angelโ€™s main selling point is the softness/squishiness like marshmallow or the more Japanese mochi snacks. And if the cute angel has such big breasts, itโ€™s because of the elasticity of course ! Iโ€™m waiting for the tatami-flat hard version, Magic Eyes ! แถ˜ แต’แดฅแต’แถ…

Box scans:

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Oh as you can see, they say their material is compliant to Food Sanitation Law Standard No. 370 of the Ministry of Health, Labour and Welfare. I think it indicates your dick wonโ€™t fall off after first use. Probably.

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includes 2-3 times worth of lube.. which turned like jelly.. really donโ€™t recommend

Leโ€™s dig in !

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The softness ! The overall softness reminds me of Fuwarin, andโ€ฆ no, I just have to mention it: when opening the plastic bag containing the onahole, a very nose-stinging smell fills the air. The bigger the onahole, the worse it gets. Magic Eyesโ€ฆ do something about this.

Actually, grabbing Puruman Angel isnโ€™t very easy: take too little in your fingers, and it flops away. Itโ€™s flabby flaccid floppy, elastic like a warm marshmallow, and somewhat annoying like mochi even if itโ€™s not supposed to end in your mouth. Still. Using by hand is quite troublesome. Quite much. Even more so when half of it is flopping around in a ridiculous manner, making you smile instead of providing the soft and nice feeling on your rock hard dick. Although the inside layer should provide joy, right ?

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Sadly for you, Magic Eyes, even NLSโ€™ internal view pinpoints a recurring problem with your products:

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Yes, thatโ€™s exactly what Iโ€™m talking about: the hole alignment. See on the above pic how little padding there is at the bottom ? Mine had a different weakness: the hole was deviating to the right !

Usability. Oh. Well. Itโ€™s soft huh, I tried different lubricants to find whatโ€™s better between Milky Lotion, Peaceโ€™s, NLS Warming Lube, and finally Melty Lotion Banana gave satisfying result. So: use really thin and liquid lube, or youโ€™ll feel almost nothing.

Still. Not much to be felt to begin with, this onahole can be of use for edging. Different setups, multiple tries, to me itโ€™s just too cumbersome for anything it achieves. Oh btw: AnonymousD found a secret technique for using this toy, and I tried it this morning. Well ? I fucked it for 15 minutes or so. It pushed stroked me off the edge but instead of a freefall bungee-jump into bliss, all I got was a short slide into satisfaction. Still better, but far from what I expected. I think heโ€™ll reveal his โ€œsecretโ€ technique to you in his upcoming post, since he also got Puruman Angel to review ๐Ÿ˜‰ EDIT: and here is his review !

Of course after shooting some baby-seeds inside an angelโ€™s plastic pussy, you gotta clean. So I bring it to the bathroom, wash it in running tap water, and.. was it a cum blob who just flew out ?! .. no, that was.. a piece of plastic rubber. Oh dear, that thing is falling apart at first cleaning. Now I had it for ~10 uses or so, and sticking my fingers in it seems like each time Iโ€™m ripping new holes deep in there. I think the onahole now looks like a Digglet playground.

In light of all thatโ€ฆ howโ€™s the price to pay ? Wellโ€ฆ it seems fair for 560g of rubber pussy, but it doesnโ€™t live up with that performance.  Meh.

Melty Pussy Of Angel
  • 3/10
    Feeling and pleasure - 3/10
  • 4/10
    Materials and cleaning - 4/10
  • 7/10
    Packaging and addons - 7/10
  • 6/10
    Price - 6/10
5/10

Summary

Instead of angels, I should focus on daemons and devils, tentaclemonsters, brainfucking zombies, cocksucking vampires and other creatures of the hellish darkness ! devil

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1 Reply to “Melty Pussy Of Angel ~ AkaiHebi”

  1. Haha, this review was quite funny xD, good job on the humoristic side. Iโ€™m kinda surprised you did not like it that muchโ€ฆ again, my opinion differs from yours, it seems itโ€™s something that happens with soft onaholes ^^โ€™
    Expect my review in the next few days, Iโ€™ve found the best use for this toy! Stay tuned at the same bat time, same bat blog.

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